There's this man. His name is Tom Hiddleston. He is delicious, and has a propensity towards touching things.
Unfortunately, those things are not us. Yet.
Presented by the creator of Andrew Scott touching things!
Before the Avengers, NO ONE knew who he was. Nobody normal, at least. If you were a superhero fan and a film buff, you might have known him as Thor’s evil little brother.
But, now, you ask most girls (who’ve seen the Avengers) who he is, they’ll either answer:
“He’s my sex slave.”
“I’m his sex slave.”
It’s all about the bad guys now, apparently.
“You say that like it’s a bad thing, darling~”